John Smith

While I appreciate the comedy value of the old glue-on-something-people-touch-with-their-hands gag, I think it works a lot better when the glue is actually strong enough to stick things to it. This is just... sticky. Not to mention, it will dry soon, and then it will just leave a mess for the cleaner to get up. I don't think this has properly been thought through.

Anyone else fallen victim to any bizarrely executed pranks today? April Fool's Day would have been better for it, really, but I suppose Friday 13th works as well.

The Doctor has a blog. Testing, testing. Anybody out there?

( The doctor is way too paranoid to leave his diary anywhere accessible! )

( Journal is under his bed )

( The entry is followed by scribbles of physics equations, some are real but complicated, some of which are entirely made up )

( Journal is on his bed )

( Journal is in his sock drawer. )

( Think you've seen it all? Think again. Outside those doors, we might see anything. We could find new worlds, terrifying monsters, impossible things. And if you come with me... nothing will ever be the same again! )

( You know, you act like such a lonely man, but look at you, you've got the biggest family on Earth )